So you just left the bar after you had one beer, you go to adjust the radio, look back at the road and notice you grazed the white line. Coincidentally a car pulls out of a small side street behind you.
Rational thought process: "meh, that's not a cop"
Normal thought process: " oh my god, that's a cop. I'm definitely getting pulled over...why did I drink so much! Wait...I only had one beer... Why can't I drive straight?...did someone drug me?...that's not a cop...what kind of cars do the cops in this town drive?... WHY CANT I DRIVE STRAIGHT?...crown Vic's? Chargers? Taurus's? Definitely Chargers, the headlights are round with amber on the inside... Or the outside? Did I just miss my turn? I'm swerving. I was definitely drugged...did we just pass a cop? Oh my god he called for backup. I'm going to jail...decision time fight or flight... We can make it... What are you talking about?? WHO IS IN CHARGE HERE?! I AM FREAKIN OUT MAN!"
**turns onto side road towards home**
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**old woman in '94 Geo Metro passes**
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